jeremyrensworth:

Avengers AU cartoon meme: Pixar’s Brave

“In accordance with our laws, the first born of each of the great leaders may compete for the hand of the fair maiden, Clint. Archers to your marks! And may the lucky arrow find it’s target.” - Mama Fury

theavengerscomics:

a summary of ships from the avengers according to my blog

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.

sherli-holmes:

tasteofhiddles:

madasthehatterforalice:

Uuuhhhmmm…

Nerdy bookworm

Awkward virgin

Surly alcoholic

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ASSHOLE

gondor-calls-for-aid:

They’re all in pan, except Clint who is just having an orgasm

#WHO MADE MY BOYFRIEND CRY

ebonrune:

chocolatepearls:

mortenavida:

thesestoriesaretrue:

purpledurp:

When people think the only fandoms that exist on Tumblr are Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Supernatural

 #they’re kind of like the big three greek gods of tumblr though#sherlock is zeus because sherlock’s a pretentious bastard most of the time #doctor who is poseidon because THERE IS NOTHING BUT TEARS #and supernatural is hades because you’re literally in hell half the time

What does that make The Avengers?

The adopted one.

hiddlestalker:

shawarmababy:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

B I T C H - The Avengers

Here I forced it to work

Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.

LET’S STRETCH BITCHES!!

avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner

jusT STOP doing porn

iwantcupcakes:

— Joss Whedon, when asked how was it to work with the cast of The Avengers.

itsnotfiftyitsfive0:

#scientifically judging you

#don’t love math and physics? #judging you

allthespookyfeelings:

tommarvolohiddles:

allthespookyfeelings:

tawmmm:

So have you ever noticed The Other is touching everything in this scene?

GURL YOU LOOK REAL SILKY SMOOTH

the other don’t give a shit it strokes what it wants

therainartist: